
Nothing Ever Deorbits
55 years of dev tools as orbital debris. If you feel behind: nobody can keep up with this. It’s not you. It’s the sky.

55 years of dev tools as orbital debris. If you feel behind: nobody can keep up with this. It’s not you. It’s the sky.

Brewing kombucha looks simple until you try to model it: one batch splits into many flavored bottles, every jar generates a stream of pH and taste readings, and a SCOBY has a lineage. Here’s the little app I built to keep track — and why the schema, not the code, was the real work.

Building a telemetry backend for Dice & Shrines — every attack logged, every guardian tracked, every die rolled accounted for. What the data revealed about balance, luck, and how people actually play.

What started as a Claude Code / Codex sandbox became a territory conquest game with five asymmetric guardians, procedurally generated hex maps, and a stats service to balance them. Here’s what happened.